And *then* there’s this “Carbage run” thing. Now *that* sounds kinda fun! Think Gumball Rally, but instead of Lambos and Ferraris, you’re tearing across Europe in a “Rostlaube” – which, according to my rudimentary German, means something like “rust bucket.” I mean, a five-day road trip through a bunch of countries in a beat-up car? Sign me up! (Actually, don’t. My ’98 Corolla probably wouldn’t make it past the state line).
So, what is “crbagde” then? Maybe it’s a typo? Maybe someone meant “cribbage” but got distracted by, I dunno, a squirrel? Or maybe they meant “Carbage,” as in, “Man, this snack is total crbagde!” referring to some nutritionally devoid, low-carb snack. You know, I’m pretty sure I had something *exactly* like that masquerading as a protein bar the other day.
Honestly, the whole thing is kinda confusing. It’s like the internet threw a bunch of random words in a blender and spat out “crbagde.” And now *I’m* supposed to make sense of it? Sheesh.
Maybe “crbagde” is a new hybrid sport. You play cribbage *while* driving a rusty car across Europe, surviving only on low-carb snacks. Okay, maybe not. That sounds like a recipe for disaster, and potentially a lawsuit.