So, I saw these snippets online, right? One about buying a silk choker from Vestiaire Collective, which, tbh, who even goes there anymore? Like, it’s fine, but it’s kinda…old news? Then another one about some navy dot MIU MIU scarf on eBay. eBay! Seriously? You’re dropping potentially hundreds on a MIU MIU scarf and you’re hitting up eBay? That’s… bold. And then the last bit was just Miu Miu’s own website talking about scarves and socks and “delightful accessories.” Yeah, no duh.
But back to the packaging thing. I’m assuming if you’re worried about discreet packaging, you’re either hiding your shopping habit from your partner (guilty! I have a *slight* addiction to vintage earrings), or you’re just, like, super private about your purchases. Which, fair enough.
Honestly, though, I think the whole “discreet packaging” thing is kinda overblown. Like, if you order something from Miu Miu directly, it’s probably going to come in a pretty box anyway. Maybe with some tissue paper and a ribbon. Not exactly stealthy. But it’s also not like they’re gonna print “THIS IS A REALLY EXPENSIVE SCARF” on the side of the box.
My personal opinion? If you’re that worried about people knowing you bought a MIU MIU scarf, maybe just…don’t buy a MIU MIU scarf? I mean, I’m kidding… mostly. But seriously, just own your fabulousness. If someone sees the box, so what? It’s a scarf. A really, really nice scarf.
Okay, but if you *really* want to be sneaky, I guess you could have it delivered to a friend’s house and then pick it up in a plain bag. Or, you know, just rip the box open super carefully and reuse it for something else. Problem solved!