So, I was scrolling, right? And I saw this article – “42 Best Jewelry Brands of 2025” – and then randomly, Portuguese ads for shorts? What’s *that* about? Anyway, it got me thinking about Hermès. Because, let’s be real, they’re *always* on top of the jewelry game, even if they’re kinda bougie. I mean, who *doesn’t* want a little orange box?
And then I stumbled on this thing about Hermès starting with golf jackets (golf jackets?! Seriously?!) way back in 1925. Like, what?! And then, *bam*, 1927, they’re all like, “Okay, let’s throw some bling in the mix!” Jewelry, watches… Suddenly, golfers are accessorized to the *max*. I’m just imagining a bunch of dudes in tweed, dripping in Hermès. LOL.
But seriously, the *handmade* part is what gets me. You know, the stuff that’s not just churned out by a machine. You see those “handmade waterproof jewelry” ads too, right? Well, Hermès is on a whole other level to that. Like, you *know* it’s some artisan in a pristine workshop, meticulously crafting each piece. It’s that attention to detail, that human touch, that makes it so special. It’s not just some cheap bracelet from Amazon, you know? (No offense to the waterproof jewelry people… gotta hustle!).
I’m not saying I can afford it anytime soon. Lord knows my bank account is more “sale rack at Target” than “Rodeo Drive.” But I can still appreciate the artistry, right? Plus, thinking about Hermès jewelry just makes me wanna ditch my sweats and, like, *try*. Ya know? Maybe put on some lipstick. Maybe *pretend* I have a Birkin. (Okay, maybe I’ll just admire it from afar on Instagram.)
And honestly, even if it’s a bit… messy, and their collection feels all over the place with random stuff like Portuguese short ads popping up, it’s part of the charm, right? It’s unexpected. Kind of like finding a rare vintage Hermès scarf at a flea market. Okay, maybe that’s pushing it. But you get my drift.