First off, you got these threads about “Aventus Creed clones.” Which, honestly, sounds kinda shady. Are we talking about knock-off cologne? I mean, who wants a cheap imitation of something *supposedly* classy? (I’m a drugstore cologne kinda guy myself, no shame!) But then you see all these lists: “10 Best Aventus Creed Clones,” “5 Best Creed Aventus Clones for 2022.” Okay, okay, so maybe people are just trying to save a buck. Fine, whatever.
But *then* you get this whole other vibe with “Creede Repertory Theatre.” What the heck does theater have to do with cologne?! Seriously, my brain is doing somersaults here. Apparently, it’s a theater company way up in the mountains in Colorado. That’s… random. Like, REALLY random. Founded in 1966, doing their thing, putting on shows. Good for them, I guess.
And then thrown in is this “Assassin’s Creed” game stuff. Like, “Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag – Jackdaw Edition [DODI Repack].” OKAY, now my head is spinning. We got cologne, theater, and video games all crammed into one weird pot of internet stew. Is this some kind of elaborate marketing scheme? Is someone trying to cross-promote pirate-themed video games with high-end cologne and a small-town theater? I honestly have no clue.
Maybe it’s just the algorithm being, well, the algorithm. You know, throwing random things together because they *sound* similar. “Creed” is a word, after all. And the internet loves to connect dots that aren’t really there. (Conspiracy theories, anyone?)
Personally, I’m gonna go with the algorithm theory. It just seems less… insane. Though, I gotta admit, the idea of a Creed Aventus-themed play is kinda amusing. Imagine: a swashbuckling hero, smelling vaguely of pineapple and smoke, battling villains on a stage built 9,000 feet up in the Rockies. Now *that’s* theater!