First off, that Luna Rossa Black Eau de Parfum? The description is everywhere! Bergamot and Angelica, yeah, yeah. Amber Wood, Coumarin, Patchouli. Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? Like something a sophisticated dude who knows about *stuff* would wear. But honestly? It’s… I dunno, kinda generic? Don’t @ me, Prada stans! I’m just saying, I’ve smelled a million things that smell *sort of* like it. It’s not bad, per se, just… not groundbreaking. The opaque bottle though? That IS kinda cool. That iconic red line? Chef’s kiss. That detail is something.
And then there’s just “Prada Black” in general. It feels like a *vibe*, y’know? It’s like, sleek, minimalist, maybe a little bit intimidating. Think those flat leather sandals they make with the triangle logo buckles. Those are so clean! I kinda want a pair. The square toe? *chef’s kiss* I was kinda thinking of maybe getting my boyfriend one.
But okay, back to the smell. Because that’s usually the main thing, right? I saw someone saying it was a “vivacious” scent. Vivacious? Really? That sounds like something my grandma would say about a particularly energetic geranium. I’d probably say it’s more like…smooth, a little bit dark, definitely something you’d wear out at night. Like for a date or a club or something. Definitely NOT to your grandma’s tea party. Unless your grandma is *really* cool.
Okay, and then there are the sneakers. Which, okay, are *also* Prada Black, I guess? But like, completely different vibe! Those are sporty, with all the Prada logos slapped all over the place. Like, we GET it, you’re wearing Prada! Sheesh. I mean, they’re kinda cool, in a “I’m trying really hard to look like I don’t care” kinda way. I don’t hate it. I don’t *love* it.
Then I saw something about a “Black Prada Buckle Medium Leather”. What even IS that? A bag? A belt? I need more context! Prada, why you gotta be so cryptic? The “sporty leather sneakers” and the “flat leather sandals” are cool, but “Black Prada Buckle Medium Leather” is a bit generic.