First off, StockX is yelling about buying and selling *actual* Givenchy shoes. You know, the real deal. Then there’s talk about how the “experts” at StockX (who are these experts, anyway? Do they get paid in sneakers?) dig Givenchy trainers ’cause they’re “timeless” and “simple.” Okay, fair enough. I can kinda see that. Givenchy *does* do that minimalist-but-expensive thing pretty well.
But then… then we have “Brandless Women’s Shoes” on Poshmark, at up to 70% off! Is this some kinda… Brandless knock-off situation? Or are we talking about *actual* Brandless brand making shoes that *look* kinda like Givenchy? My brain hurts.
And *then*! We have this random “Brandless mattress review” thrown in there. What the heck does *that* have to do with anything? Seriously, AI, you’re killing me. It’s like you just threw a bunch of words in a blender and hit “go.”
Okay, back to the shoes… The FARFETCH thing just talks about *real* Givenchy sneakers again. So, basically, I’m left with this impression that either:
1. There’s some Brandless company trying to riff off Givenchy’s style (which wouldn’t surprise me, let’s be honest, everyone copies everyone these days).
2. Poshmark is selling used Brandless shoes that *might* look vaguely Givenchy-esque (more likely).
3. The AI just completely lost the plot and glitched out (most likely, based on that mattress non-sequitur).