First off, you hit Amazon. GOAT (I guess that’s a reseller or sumthin’?) is slinging “Authenticity assured” Gucci socks. Which, okay, good to know. You definitely don’t wanna be rocking fake Gucci on your feet, feels kinda… cheap, ya know? Though, honestly, a *really* good fake, who’s gonna know? I’m just sayin’. Plus, “Roseate/Yellow”? Sounds kinda…fruity. Not my vibe, but hey, you do you.
Then you got the Dublin Grafton site. Now *this* sounds a bit more legit, right? “Free Shipping & Gift Wrapping” – suddenly I’m picturing myself unwrapping Gucci socks like it’s Christmas morning. For *socks*. Is that insane? Maybe. Probably. But hey, it’s Gucci. We’re allowed to be a little extra.
NET A PORTER’s got the ladies covered, apparently. “Luxury women’s fashion” – okay, so socks are officially fashion now. I’m behind the times. And “AFFIRM PAYMENT Rates from 0–36%”? Woah, hold up. You can finance *socks*?! This is where I start to question my life choices. Are Gucci socks *really* worth going into debt for? Seriously ponder that one.
And then… suddenly we’re in Spain? Or something. The GUCCI® IE Official Site is talking about “calcetines para hombre” and my brain starts short-circuiting. Plus, they’re telling me my email/password is invalid. Rude. Maybe *that’s* a sign from the Gucci gods telling me to just stick to my plain ol’ Hanes. Nah, just kidding (maybe).
Finally, we’re back on a site with “Camel / Brown GG Cotton Socks With Web.” And the text is all like, “My Order FAQs Email Unsubscribe Sitemap THE COMPANY About Gucci Gucci Equilibrium Code of…” Whoa, talk about information overload. I just wanna see the *socks*! Why they gotta throw the whole corporate history at me?