Right, so picture this. You’re scrolling through Instagram, right? And you see, like, this INSANE cookie. Not just any cookie. This is a *Dolce Designs* cookie. Custom made. Your face on a cookie! Your dog! Your, I dunno, obsession with vintage toasters! They can do it all! (At least, according to their ad-copy.) And then you’re thinking, “Hey, if someone can make *that*, what’s stopping them from applying that same level of crazy-awesome customization to, say, a Dolce & Gabbana necklace?”
Yeah, I know, I know. D&G. High fashion. Probably not gonna be slapping your cat’s picture on a diamond pendant. But *what if*?
Think about it. We’ve got Dolcewe making custom curtains and sofa covers. Sofa covers! That’s practically haute couture for your furniture! And then there’s the whole “mini chocolate personalizado” thing. I mean, come on! Personalized mini chocolates! That’s practically screaming for a custom D&G collaboration! Imagine: a tiny, edible D&G logo you can wear! (Okay, maybe not wear. But definitely admire…and then devour.)
The problem, of course, is… well, it’s D&G. They’re probably too busy designing outrageously expensive handbags and outfits that only supermodels can pull off to even *consider* the possibility of letting you design your own bejeweled “D” earrings.
But hear me out! What if you went the DIY route? You know, snag some vintage D&G buttons (eBay is your friend, people!), a little bit of wire, maybe some beads you found at a craft store… and BAM! Instant custom D&G-inspired jewelry!
Okay, okay, it wouldn’t *actually* be D&G jewelry. But it would be *your* jewelry. And that’s kinda the point, right? It’s like those Nescafé Dolce Gusto machines – you’re making your own fancy coffee at home. You’re in control! You’re the designer!
Plus, let’s be real, a genuine custom-made piece from D&G would probably cost more than my entire apartment. So, yeah, I’m sticking with the DIY version. Maybe I’ll even bedazzle it with pictures of custom cookies. Full circle, baby! Full circle.