First off, Hermes. We all know that orange. Iconic, right? Like, a signal flare for “I’m fancy and I spent a LOT of money.” But… *discreet* it ain’t. Not even a little bit. If you’re getting an Hermes package, the whole neighborhood knows you’re getting an Hermes package. It’s like they WANT you to show it off. Which, y’know, makes sense. Branding!
Now, discreet packaging. This is a whole different ballgame. We’re talking plain boxes, maybe a nondescript plastic bag, nothing on the outside that screams “expensive silk scarf inside!”. Think brown paper wrapping, the kind that makes you wonder if you just ordered a new toilet seat. Or maybe something from… well, let’s just say “adult novelty stores” use it a lot. For obvious reasons. *cough*
So, how does this relate to Hermes clothes? Well, frankly, it *doesn’t* really. Unless… unless you’re some kind of super-spy who needs to transport a Birkin bag under the radar. Or, maybe, you’re trying to hide your shopping addiction from your partner. “Honey, I just ordered some… uh… *gardening supplies*,” you say, as you frantically shove a bright orange box under the bed. (Good luck with that, by the way).
Here’s the thing: Hermes *could* offer discreet packaging. I mean, they *could*. But why would they? Their whole brand is built on the *opposite* of discretion. It’s about showing off, being seen, and letting everyone know you can afford the ridiculously priced (but undeniably gorgeous) scarves.
Honestly, I kind of get it. If I dropped a grand on a silk scarf, I’d probably want the world to know. I’d be strutting around with that orange box like I won the lottery.
But… let’s say you *really* need to hide your Hermes habit. Maybe you’re on a budget, but you have a weakness for that particular shade of orange. In that case… well, you’re kinda screwed, aren’t you? You could ask the sales associate *really* nicely, but I doubt they’re gonna swap out the iconic packaging for a brown paper bag.
Your best bet? Probably re-package it yourself. Get a plain box, wrap the item in tissue paper, and pretend you ordered it from some obscure online retailer. Just… don’t let anyone see the orange. Ever.