First off, FARFETCH is always flashing their Miu Miu wares, boasting about “100s of pieces” and “express shipping.” Like, okay, calm down, FARFETCH. I get it, you wanna sell me a sequined purse. But the real question is, is it *worth* it? Because, let’s be real, some of those prices are enough to make your eyeballs sweat.
Then there’s Mytheresa, chirping about “women’s luxury fashion” and “fast delivery worldwide.” See, that’s what I’m talking about! Luxury! But still, that doesn’t explain if the Miu Miu stuff are actually high precision, or just high-priced. I mean, you’d *hope* for high precision, right? Paying that much?
And then, TLC jumping into the fray with “5621+ Items!” Whoa, slow your roll, TLC. That’s a LOT of Miu Miu. Are they, like, overstocked? Is Miuccia trying to clear out her attic? Seriously, 5621+ items… that’s overwhelming. Makes you wonder about quality control, doesn’t it? (Oops did I spell Miuccia right? Probably not, whatever lol)
The official Miu Miu blurb about “evoking glamour by referencing bygone eras” is cute and all. Yeah, yeah, Miuccia Prada, Italian high-fashion house, been around since ’93… We get it. You’re fancy. But what does that *mean* for the actual clothes? Are we talking flapper dresses? Mod minis? And are they gonna fall apart after one wear, or are they actually built to last? Because a lot of these high-fashion brands… let’s just say the longevity ain’t always there.
And then, the random “Dresses For Women” ad thrown in… okay, sure, dresses are women’s apparel. Thanks for that profound insight. “Elegant, Stylish, And…” And what? The suspense is killing me! Are they elegant, stylish, *and* affordable? Elegant, stylish, *and* comfortable? Elegant, stylish, *and* made with sustainable materials? They never freaking finish the thought!