First off, we know Omega is supposedly a Jango Fett clone. Like, a *female* Jango Fett clone, which already throws a wrench in the whole unaltered bit ’cause, uh, chromosomes, right? I remember when The Bad Batch first dropped, and everyone was freaking out about that. I even saw this article once about Japanese scientists cloning mice, and it just felt kinda…relevant? I dunno. Maybe I was just grasping at straws back then.
Anyway, jumping to Satine – Korkie Kryze is definitely linked to her in some way, right? (Kenobi!) So, how in the *world* would Satine’s DNA end up being used for a clone? It feels like a huge stretch, tbh.
I saw this tweet with a caption saying Omega looks like Satine, and I was like, “Huh, maybe?” But then, you gotta consider the timeline. Would Omega even be *old enough* to be a Satine clone? It feels like cloning technology in Star Wars is kinda wonky anyway. Like, Palpatine Jr. being a clone? I honestly still think Omega’s just a Fett clone, even though the whole thing is kinda sus.
Then you got the whole “fifth clone” thing. Okay, so Omega outs herself as a genetically enhanced clone (like, Echo is technically the fifth, but he’s more cybernetic, ya know?). If the Empire is messing with Jango’s DNA, who’s to say they didn’t add in some other DNA strands? Could they have spliced in some Satine DNA? I mean, anything is possible. I guess.
And *then*, I saw this random thing about drawing a clone trooper helmet and it segues into where to download some random app called Omega, and I’m like… what does this have to do with *anything*? It just proves how chaotic the internet is, haha.