First off, I saw this thing about the “Mirror Laminated Nappa Intrecciato Mini Sardine Bag.” Sardine. LOL. Okay, Bottega, whatever you wanna call it. But it’s woven leather, it’s silver (usually, I think?), and it’s supposed to be all shiny and stuff. And then there’s the Mini Hop, also in silver, also mirror-ified. Seems like silver is *the* mirror color. Makes sense, right?
Then you get into the other stuff. Like the “Cabat Mirror Confetti Leather Top Handle Bag”… okay, that sounds EXTRA. Leather sequins? I’m picturing like, a disco ball but a bag. Kinda crazy, kinda cool, probably costs more than my entire rent. *sigh*
Oh! And they’re calling the leather “mirror laminated lambskin.” Fancy. Sounds like something a space princess would carry. Which, I mean, is kinda the vibe, isn’t it? Festive season, they say… yeah, festive as in, “look at me, I’m rich and fabulous and I’m carrying a literal mirror on my arm.”
But here’s the thing… is it *too* much? Like, I dig a statement piece, but am I gonna blind people walking down the street? And what about fingerprints? OMG, imagine the fingerprints on all that shiny leather! You’d have to constantly be polishing it. Talk about high-maintenance.
I did see something about a Padded Cassette in Black too, which is like, a different vibe altogether. And something about python print and a hobo style with a mirror INCLUDED. That’s wild. A mirror in a bag? Revolutionary.
And a “Intrecciato Mirror Case On Strap in Black”… I’m guessing that’s for your phone? So you can check your reflection while you’re, like, paying for coffee? Is that the world we’re living in now? Probly.