I saw this thing, like, “Free Online Photo Editor,” totally unrelated, but it says you can “mirror” images. Kinda makes ya think, doesn’t it? Mirroring, reflection… BVLGARI. I dunno, maybe it’s the whole “seeing yourself in luxury” kinda vibe?
Then there’s that “Geometric Optics” thing, the “BVLGARI Rare Serpenti Mirror Set.” A Serpenti mirror? Whoa. Okay, NOW we’re talking. Snakes and mirrors? That’s kinda cool and creepy at the same time. I mean, imagine checking your lipstick in a mirror with a freakin’ snake design on it! Talk about making a statement. They call it “Classic Serpenti design in Black and Gold,” I bet it’s expensive af. Like, *really* expensive.
And eBay’s got “Bvlgari Mirrored Sunglasses for Men.” Hold up. Mirrored sunglasses? Is that a mirror? Kinda, right? I guess it reflects the world back at everyone else. Subtle. Very BVLGARI. (Maybe not *that* subtle.) I bet you can even see yourself in them, which brings us full circle, back to mirrors…
Oh, and then there’s this “Mirror Text Generator.” What even IS that? Okay, I’m getting distracted. But still, *mirrors* are in the title, so it kinda ties in. I mean, you could probably write “BVLGARI” in mirrored text! Why would you? I dunno, but you *could*.
I even saw something about Anson Lo (whoever *that* is) and his favourite fashion items. What does that have to do with BVLGARI mirrors? Probably nothing. Just throwing it out there. My brain is a bit of a magpie, collecting shiny things.
Then, BOOM, “Authentic Rare Bvlgari Sliding Gold Compact Mirror!” Now *that’s* what I’m talking about. A *real* mirror. Gold, black enamel, the logo engraved… classic BVLGARI. It says it glides open, but has “minor wear.” Minor wear? Honey, for the price of that thing, even a tiny scratch would give me the sweats.