First off, there’s this “Luxury Bags” thing blabbing about a “Serpenti Mirror Set” – which, okay, cool, a mirror. But is this the same mirror-image-belt-thing? I dunno. It’s Bulgari, so probably kinda fancy and overpriced, yeah? Then there’s this weird iCloud ad that just throws “Promotion🎉, Coupon💰, Gift🎁” at you. What even is that doing here? Is it related? Probs not. My brain is already melting.
And *then* there’s Vestiaire Collective selling *second-hand* Bulgari belts. Second-hand! Okay, so *that* confirms Bulgari *does* make belts. So we are getting closer to the belt part, I guess?
Like, what IS a mirror image belt anyway? Is it, like, mirrored? Is it…shiny? Is it some weird reflection of your soul woven into the leather? I’m picturing something super blingy, maybe with the snake motif that Bulgari’s obsessed with, but like, reversed. Or maybe with a tiny, useless mirror on the buckle? That would be peak absurdity, tbh.
Then John Lewis & Partners pops up, trying to sell Bulgari. Good for them, I guess. But are they selling the *mirror image* belt? No clue. This whole thing is a wild goose chase.
Poshmark’s got Bulgari belts too, “up to 70% off!” which makes me wonder just how inflated the original price *really* is. Probably ridiculously. I mean, it’s Bulgari.
And then, the grand finale: “Alexander Wang x Bvlgari Belt Bag 288737.” Okay, so *now* we’re talking belt *bags* (not belts), but this “mirror sequence” thing… is it a pattern? A design element? A subtle nod to the fact that your belt bag is reflecting your terrible fashion choices? Okay I’m kidding (sort of).
Basically, all this random internet noise *suggests* that there’s *something* Bulgari-related with belts and mirrors (or at least a “mirror sequence”). But what it *actually is* remains a complete mystery. It’s like trying to assemble IKEA furniture with instructions written in hieroglyphics.