Okay, first of all, lemme just say, I’m not some fashion expert, alright? I’m just a regular person who, you know, sees stuff. And what I see is… well, a lot of things claiming to be “Original Quality” D&G. Which, honestly, makes me kinda suspicious.
Like, that first line in the prompts? “Dolce&Gabbana perfumes and colognes—-Promoção Dolce Lovers. Troque por Produtos Nescafé Dolce Gusto. Troque .” Seriously? Trading D&G perfume for freakin’ *Nescafé Dolce Gusto* pods? Sounds a little… off, doesn’t it? I mean, I love a good latte as much as the next person, but come on. Feels like a weird attempt at maybe, I dunno, trying to look bougie on the cheap?
And then the next one, “OQ —-Confira todos os acessórios para suas máquinas Nescafé Dolce Gusto! Use o .” OQ? Is that supposed to stand for “Original Quality”? Because if it is, it’s kinda buried underneath the Nescafé Dolce Gusto ad. Like, are we even talking about D&G anymore, or just coffee machines? My brain hurts a little, trying to make sense of it.
This is where it gets me thinking… what *is* “Original Quality” anyway? Is it the actual stuff sold in fancy stores? Or is it, like, a term people use to make their knock-offs sound a little less… knock-offy? I mean, I’ve seen some “replica” handbags that look *remarkably* close to the real thing. But the price tag? HUGE difference. So, is the quality *almost* original? Is that a thing?
The last line really throws me for a loop too: “Authentic (& fake) hologram & certificate brand thread!—-São Paulo. Sou Resíduo Zero / Eccaplan: Av. Prof. Lineu Prestes, 2242 – Butantã, .” Holograms! Certificates! Are we talking about verifying authentic D&G, or just how good the fakes are getting? And why is “Resíduo Zero” (Zero Waste) mentioned? Does that mean real D&G is somehow more environmentally friendly? Or is the fake market trying to greenwash its image? Honestly, I’m lost.