I mean, I’ve been stalking their stuff online (don’t judge, we all do it), and it’s not just bags, people! It’s coats. It’s jackets. It’s… trousers? Leather trousers. Now, I’m not sure I could pull off leather trousers without looking like I’m auditioning for some 80s hair metal band, but, like, *maybe* LOEWE could make even *me* look good. I’d probably still trip over them tho, ngl.
And the coats! Oh my god, the coats. The kind of coats that make you want to swan around dramatically, even if you’re just going to the grocery store. Imagine, like, grabbing milk and bread in a LOEWE leather coat. You’d be the most stylish person in aisle three. Seriously, even if you’re, like, arguing with the cashier over the price of organic avocados, you’d still look effortlessly chic. That’s the LOEWE magic, I think.
I saw some stuff on Net-a-Porter (shoutout to my bank account crying in the corner) and Luisa World – which, by the way, sounds like a theme park I need to visit. They have, like, the “latest arrivals.” I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds important and expensive. Maybe it’s, like, leather trousers specifically designed for walking your chihuahua? Who knows!
Then there’s MR PORTER (for the dudes, obviously). I saw something about “raw-hem jeans” and “graphic-print tees.” Wait…LOEWE does graphic tees? That’s… unexpected. But also, maybe genius? I mean, imagine a perfectly distressed leather jacket paired with a slightly ironic graphic tee. It’s high-low perfection. It’s the kind of thing that makes you want to take a selfie in front of a graffitied wall and pretend you’re a cool artist, even though you just spent $800 on a t-shirt.
And bombers! Don’t even get me started on the bomber jackets. They’re like…the perfect blend of classic and cool. I saw something about “cropped bombers.” Hmmm…cropped. Maybe I need to hit the gym a few more times before attempting *that* look. But hey, a girl can dream, right?