And that’s where this “Replica” thing comes in. Seems Maison Margiela (fancy, I know) has a whole line of these perfumes that are supposed to, like, *replicate* a memory or a feeling. Kinda artsy-fartsy, but hey, I’m intrigued.
The one that keeps popping up is “Under The Lemon Trees.” I saw it on Amazon, they are so many sites actually, and everyone’s raving about it. Apparently, it’s supposed to smell like chilling, I dunno, in the shade of lemon trees, duh? Like, a Mediterranean escape or something? Sounds dreamy, right? Kaffir lime, calamansi (had to Google that one, it’s a Filipino citrus, apparently!), petitgrain…it’s all very fancy and citrusy.
I’m a bit skeptical, though. I mean, “citrusy” can go *so* wrong. It can be like, Pledge-lemon-furniture-polish wrong, y’know? Or like, super sugary and fake. Nobody wants to smell like lemon candy, unless, maybe they are in their early twenties. That’s a hard no.
The descriptions are all over the place too. One says it’s “airy and revitalizing” (sounds good!), another says it has “a touch of earthiness” (okay, now I’m confused). Earthiness under lemon trees? Like, mud and lemons? Maybe it is referring to the tree bark? I don’t know, it is kind of a gamble to buy. But, hey, maybe that is part of the charm.
Honestly, I’m kinda tempted. The idea of smelling like a sun-drenched lemon grove is appealing, especially during these gloomy days. I think, if I were to try it, I’d want it to be more realistic, rather than that fake lemon candy scent. It should smell sharp and zesty, but also warm and inviting. Not too strong, but with a hint of citrus. I think I want it to be long lasting too. It should last for like 4 hours.