First off, it’s by Maison Margiela, which, let’s be real, sounds fancy. They’re the ones who do all those “Replica” scents, like “Beach Walk” or “Lazy Sunday Morning.” The whole idea is that they’re supposed to evoke a specific memory or feeling. Which, sometimes, they totally nail. Other times? Eh, not so much.
So, Matcha Meditation. Apparently, it came out in 2021, and some dude named Maurice Roucel (or some name like that, I could be spelling it wrong!) made it. It’s supposedly “aromatic green,” which, okay, makes sense given the matcha angle. And they say it’s for both men and women, which I guess is the norm these days.
But get this: the descriptions are all over the place! One says it’s supposed to be like soothing your mind and body. Another says it’s got floral tones. Then there’s one that’s all “zen scent conveying…” which is just marketing speak, let’s be honest. I saw one that says it’s a picture of a “peaceful early morning in a floral garden.” Which like…is it matcha or flowers? Make up your mind, people!
Then you got the notes. Bergamot, green tea, jasmine, moss, cedar… Sounds kinda complicated, right? Like, I can see the green tea and bergamot working, but jasmine AND moss? I dunno. Maybe it’s genius, maybe it’s a hot mess. I honestly haven’t smelled it myself yet. I’m kinda scared, lol.
And of course, they got it in all the sizes, right? Big bottles, little rollerballs, the whole shebang. That 10ml mini perfume version they talk about? That’s probably the best way to test it out, honestly. Before committing to a whole bottle of potentially grassy perfume.